Loving is.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Got this text from someone and I really didn't know what to answer him. I mean what would you answer to something so lame right? I don't know... I guess it really depends on my mood.
On ordinary day Paolo will answer:
Haha…what the fuck do I care?
Paolo when trying to be machiavellian will answer:
To live the resistance, change will always be the answer. Let’s all join them on the other side.
Paolo the right wing will answer:
I don’t know with you… but I’m staying on this side.
Paolo when being apolitical will answer:
We should all follow the rule of law. We are living in a democratic country so if the chickens decide to cross to the other side then it’s their prerogative.
Paolo the oppositionist will answer:
Cause they’re not afraid. Be not afraid. Gloria Resign!
Paolo when trying to be deep will answer:
To stir up water and catch fish.
Paolo when trying to hook up with someone will answer:
I don’t know… you tell me… here’s my number.
Paolo when pretending that he knows conversational Spanish will answer:
Siiiiii… (Slowly nodding his head).
Paolo when suffering from last song syndrome will answer:
Chicken moves in mysterious ways... (Singing mala-Nina).
Paolo pag nagpapaka-konyo will anwer:
Dude… that’s so trippy. Why did the chicken cross the road… haha…. Hanep dude!
Paolo when trying to be a poet will answer:
For time is of the essense…
Paolo pag naka-coca will answer:
How dare you have the audacity to insinuate that I will be stupid enough to answer that question?
Paolo when uninterested will answer:
(He’ll not answer at all… he’ll just roll his eyes, pretending he didn’t hear anything)
Paolo when sabaw-sabaw will answer:
Cross? Chicken? May meeting ako mamaya eh… tapos umulan kahapon.
Paolo when giyang will answer:
May partee yata dun eh. Tara.
Paolo when praning will answer:
Aba malay ko? Hoy ha… di ko kasalanan yan… Wala kong pinilit. Ni hindi ko nga alam na may manok dun eh. Saan? Sige nga! Saan sila tumawid? Basta ko wala ko dyan.
Paolo when drunk and while eye-locking with someone inside a club will answer:
……
Anne: Wait… where’s Paolo?
Wanggo: I don’t know… he was just here a minute ago.
Paolo, because he has a difficulty in saying no, will answer:
Yes!
Paolo when nagtataray will answer:
Che!!!
Paolo when horny will answer:
There was a cockfight on the other side… hey…do you want to see two cocks fighting?
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
WHAT'S WITH THE NUMBER THREE?
I swear I told myself that I'll never answer any of those chain surveys... Wanggo you owe me one.
Three names you go by:
1. Jaypee
2. Pao-pao
3. Paolo
Three screen names you had:
I don’t think that I ever had one but I had a pseudonym when I was writing for the school literary paper – Krisostomo Francisco.
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. eyes
2. chest
3. smile
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. height. 2 more inches would have been divine.
2. shoulder. I really have to start working on my posture.
3. Ahhrg… stomach. I want them lean.
Three parts of your heritage:
I always thought I was pure Pinoy. I love the color of my skin…but during one reunion, one of our distant elders told us that our great great grand mother was from Macau. Lutong Macau ako ganun? Haha.
Three things that scare you:
1. Mediocrity
2. Procastination.
3. Failure.
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. diet coke
2. inhaler
3. news
Three of your favorite musical movies:
1. Parapluis des cherbourg
2. Rocky horror picture show
3. Hedwig and the angry inch
Three of your favourite musical artists:
1. Jamiroquai
2. AC Jobim
3. Chunking (Ain’t she the most angelic voice ever…)
Three of your favourite songs:
1. Glorybox (Portishead)
2. Breathe In (Fru-fru)
3. Sweet Emotions (Aerosmith)
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Loyalty
2. Trust
3. Understanding
Three lies and truths in no particular order:
Lies
1. And they all lived happily ever after…
2. Size matters.
3. 1+1=2
Truths
1. Less talk., less mistakes.
2. Early bird catches the worm...(Not just...)
3. All is fair in love and war.
Three of your favourite hobbies:
1. dvd marathons
2. discovering new things with friends
3. photography
Three things you really badly want to do now:
1. Slap Binay in the head.
2. Travel
3. Ultimate Frisbee
Three careers you are considering/considered getting into:
1. photographer
2. museum or an art gallery curator
3. jewelry designer
Three places you want to go on a vacation:
1. Nepal
2. Sao Paolo
3. Batanes
Three kid's names you like:
1. Luna
2. Bijou
3. Zeus
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. To be able to circumnavigate the world.
2. Sky diving
3. To be a good father.
Three ways you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I always loose my keys
2. I go gaga over new toys and gadgets
3. I've got a messy room. As in.
Three ways you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I can never make up my mind.
2. I’m have difficulty in saying no.
3. I over exagerate things sometimes.
Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Berna Girl
2. Jason Kulit
3. Haru Neruda
Three names you go by:
1. Jaypee
2. Pao-pao
3. Paolo
Three screen names you had:
I don’t think that I ever had one but I had a pseudonym when I was writing for the school literary paper – Krisostomo Francisco.
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. eyes
2. chest
3. smile
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. height. 2 more inches would have been divine.
2. shoulder. I really have to start working on my posture.
3. Ahhrg… stomach. I want them lean.
Three parts of your heritage:
I always thought I was pure Pinoy. I love the color of my skin…but during one reunion, one of our distant elders told us that our great great grand mother was from Macau. Lutong Macau ako ganun? Haha.
Three things that scare you:
1. Mediocrity
2. Procastination.
3. Failure.
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. diet coke
2. inhaler
3. news
Three of your favorite musical movies:
1. Parapluis des cherbourg
2. Rocky horror picture show
3. Hedwig and the angry inch
Three of your favourite musical artists:
1. Jamiroquai
2. AC Jobim
3. Chunking (Ain’t she the most angelic voice ever…)
Three of your favourite songs:
1. Glorybox (Portishead)
2. Breathe In (Fru-fru)
3. Sweet Emotions (Aerosmith)
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Loyalty
2. Trust
3. Understanding
Three lies and truths in no particular order:
Lies
1. And they all lived happily ever after…
2. Size matters.
3. 1+1=2
Truths
1. Less talk., less mistakes.
2. Early bird catches the worm...(Not just...)
3. All is fair in love and war.
Three of your favourite hobbies:
1. dvd marathons
2. discovering new things with friends
3. photography
Three things you really badly want to do now:
1. Slap Binay in the head.
2. Travel
3. Ultimate Frisbee
Three careers you are considering/considered getting into:
1. photographer
2. museum or an art gallery curator
3. jewelry designer
Three places you want to go on a vacation:
1. Nepal
2. Sao Paolo
3. Batanes
Three kid's names you like:
1. Luna
2. Bijou
3. Zeus
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. To be able to circumnavigate the world.
2. Sky diving
3. To be a good father.
Three ways you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I always loose my keys
2. I go gaga over new toys and gadgets
3. I've got a messy room. As in.
Three ways you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I can never make up my mind.
2. I’m have difficulty in saying no.
3. I over exagerate things sometimes.
Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Berna Girl
2. Jason Kulit
3. Haru Neruda
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